Teacher : "Where were u born?"
Student : "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher : "Which part?"
Student : "All of me, Sir."
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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8, on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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